Wednesday, February 22, 2012

"How could it be too much for me when i'm Ice motha f'in T"


Ever since Ice Loves Coco debuted last year I have become obsessed with the show. I'm not sure how popular the show is in terms of ratings. but it was good enough to come back for a second season on E! I have always had mixed feelings about Ice T and thought that his marriage, like most rappers, was completely based on superficial reasons and the fact that Coco looks like a porn star. I totally misjudged them. They are hilarious and genuinely seem to be head over heels in love. They seem to compliment each other really well and that's why I love the show. A lot of the times on reality shows relationships seemed forced or uncomfortable. It's refreshing to finally follow a relationship that seems natural and uncomplicated.

Here is my all time favorite  moment from last season!


I can't tell if they were serious about this song or not, either way it's hilarious.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

"I blew up cars because I was pissed"



I watch "Mob Wives" from time to time, mostly because it's so ridiculous, but all I end up with is a big headache. All the girls do the entire episode is scream and yell. Every episode is the same. All the girls complain about how much they hate each other. Every episode consists of the girls talking about how tough they are and how much they want to beat up someone else. I'm actually exhausted after watching the show and I don't even know them.

These girls clearly do not like each other and never have. They are always talking about how they have known each other for years and how they are such good friends. They obviously were put on this show because of who they are and their relationship to the mob, but it is very doubtful that they were ever good friends. This is very typical of most reality television. Most shows play it off like the cast has been friends forever, where in most cases the show is the first time they ever met.

There is one good thing about this show thought and that is Big Ang. This video says it all.




Wednesday, February 8, 2012

I'm just trying to find "love"




My roommates are obsessed with “The Bachelor” so I decided to watch a couple episodes to see what all the fuss was about. The interactions with Ben, the bachelor, and the girls are awkward and uncomfortable to say the least. All of the girls are insane, but the one that sticks out in particular is a girl named Courtney. All her moves are obviously premeditated and Ben is falling for it. She is playing a character to get noticed by viewers. Some of the things she does and says are so outrageous you can’t help but think it’s scripted. She is the new villain of reality television and people have begun to outwardly hate her. See it here!




I don’t understand why someone would go on television to find love. I think maybe one couple has lasted who has participated in “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette”. Most of the girls go on this show for the attention, not for love. And even if one did go on the show for love, it’s a completely unrealistic set up. The man you are trying to love is hooking up with tons of women right in front of you, I really don’t see how that’s conducive to starting a relationship. Most of the people also “get engaged” at the end of this show after knowing the person for about two months, no wonder all of these couples break up you don’t even know the person! You can’t honestly convince me that Ben is trying to find love by hooking up with 20 different girls. “The Bachelor” house is a brothel and Ben is their pimp. Just ewwww.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

I Want to Punch Kim Kardashian in the Face


So I made myself watch a couple of episodes of “Kourtney and Kim Take New York” to see why there is such a huge fascination with the Kardashian Klan. None of them actually do anything or are known for a specific talent, they are simply famous for being famous. It is beyond me why people watch the
Kardashian show’s, you can blatantly tell that some scenes are scripted and that certain conversations are forced or planned to increase viewer’s interest.

Watching the lives of Kim Kardashian and her then husband, Kris Humphries, was painful. I don’t know who I hate more. Kim’s ego has reached an all time high and she is completely obsessed with herself and Kris is an immature, misogynist ass.

I am focusing mostly on the last episode of the season where Kim begins to contemplate ending her two-month marriage. She keeps talking about how she and Kris have “changed” and she didn’t expect their marriage to be like this. Well, um what do you expect when you marry to a person you hardly know. She says, and I quote, “We don’t have the same friends, we don’t have the same interests, we have nothing to talk about.” I’m pretty sure you usually find out these things on the first date. I am also confused to how you have already run out of things to talk about seeing as you haven’t even known each other for a year yet. I don’t think this marriage was ever real. Kim craves the spotlight and she will do anything to remain on top (e.g. get divorced…twice, have a sex tape, and fake a marriage, shall I go on?)

Check out this hilarious awkward moment: